I don't know if there is anything even remotely positive to say about "
Celles qui aimaient Richard Wagner", a recently released film by
Jean-Louis Guillermou about... well, about Richard Wagner -- I guess.
The story conveyors are certain
Judith (
young) and
Brigitte (
aged), diehard Wagner fans, both socially rather inapt, living stuck between their own lives and the life of fantasies built on a biography of Richard Wagner [
OK, it's more about Judith, but the episode with Brigitte helped highlighting the Wagnerites' weirdness... or so I understood!]
As for the horny Richard, he had a magic formula: just approach any attractive woman, whisper on her ear that she's your new muse, and she's instantly blinking with 'green lights' (oh yes, there's a background-sound from the prelude to Tristan each time he's about to knock one)... and so on... aren't you yawning already?!
100% of dialogs sound annoyingly artificial [
Aaah Richard! Je vous appartiens!], and occasionally unintentionally hilarious [HE: "
Vous me semblez toute chavirée ma chère!" SHE: "
Ce ne sont que ces chaleurs trop vives qui m’indisposent."]
The director often lets
Roberto Alagna (alias
Joseph Tichatschek) act on his own, without proper guidance, and since Roberto has next-to-zero naturalness in his acting the result is very far from flattering (
see a tiny excerpt here.) Even worse is
Stéphane Bern (a well known French TV/radio talk show presenter) who impersonates a spoiled but grotesque
King Ludwig II.
And so, with a few decent actors and with these personalities unsuccessfully trying to do the acting job, with evidently not enough money invested in the project to back the director's ambitions (
costumes and makeup from a second rate theater), in addition to the
impossible dialogs, somewhere half-way through the movie you start doubting if the whole thing isn't just a big fat parody. Then you start taking it all lightly and chuckle more and more often... but soon it all becomes more serious and you realize that it's just that -- a horribly bad movie.
Below is a trailer and there are a few theaters in France and another few elsewhere in Europe where you can still catch this thing.